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Spank the Monkey

Stack silly junk into a tower to spank a taunting monkey, and knock down your rivals' towers on the way.

A junkyard, a teasing monkey and a pile of garden gnomes. In Spank the Monkey, from 2003, everyone works in a junk yard where a monkey appeared and wants to be spanked, so you climb up to it. Junk cards such as a totem pole, a surfboard and a garden gnome stack into a tower in front of you. Each has its own height, strength and often a special ability. Reinforcement cards like duct tape, ivy and a hired security guard hold weak pieces together. You also attack other players' junk to make it topple or shrink, and the combined height of your tower decides if you reach the monkey. Two to six, about 30 minutes, silly and sneaky.

Junk cards form a tower of height and strengthReinforcement cards like duct tape and ivyAttack other players' junk to topple it

Who it's for

You like card games with sabotage, silly art and a villain monkey.

Not for you if…

You do not like take-that play, or you get annoyed when someone destroys your build.

Vibe's take

Silly and spiteful. You build carefully, then watch someone else's attack take half of it down.

#8,850 on BGG

of over 30,000 ranked board games

Published 2003 · 23 years ago

older than 90% of games

In 2,188 collections

collected more than 34% of games

2–6 players · ages 10+

Best with 4 · publisher: 12+

about 30 min

shorter than 69% of games · typical 30–90 min

Complexity: light

Explained in 5 minutes · 1.4 out of 5 · lighter than 74%

Opinions: divided

Some love it, others really don’t

Language: lots of text

Lots of text, fluency helps

Play style: competitive