We Didn't Playtest This at All

Draw a card, play a card, and hope it is the kitten and not the dragon.

πŸ‘₯ 2–10 players⏱ approx. 10 minπŸͺ„ Rules in 5 min8+
β˜… 5.4 Β· BGG #31,295

Who it's for

You want to throw a silly, ten-minute card brawl at a big group and do not mind that the outcome is mostly luck.

Not for you if…

You want to outplay your friends. Strategy barely matters, and getting eliminated by a random dragon is part of the deal.

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Vibe's take

Pure chaos in tiny doses. Rounds end abruptly, luck outweighs skill, and the laughs come from the cards, not from clever play.

About this game

We Didn't Playtest This at All lives up to its name: you start with two cards, draw one, play one, and hope the card you play does not end you. The deck is full of bombs, dragons, arrows, zombies, laser pointers, black holes, and Rock Paper Scissors showdowns, with a few lifesavers like shields, spaceships, dinosaurs, and a kitten ambush. Star cards are labeled clearly superior, which should worry you. Games are over in about ten minutes, and the whole point is the shrieking, not the strategy. Ten players at most.

Two cards in hand, draw one, play oneDragons, kitten ambushes and RPS duelsPlays up to ten

By the numbers

Players

Best at 5–7 playersWorks with 3–10

Duration

1–10 min

Ages 8+

Complexity

1.1 / 5 β€” Very Light

BGG Rating

5.4/10

Rank #31,295

3.9k ratings

Published

2007

Language

Heavy text

Designed by

Chris Cieslik

Published by

Group SNE, cosaic, Asmadi Games

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